Goodbye Seattle!
February 2, 2008
Thank you to everyone who made it out for my going-away get together at 611 last Saturday! It was great to see all of you under the same roof– very reminiscent of summertime. And wonderful to see your faces one last time before I migrated South for the winter. Here are a few flicks from the night, courtesy of Salts’ flickr page. I’ll miss all of you, but anxiously await your visits to the beautiful Bay area!














New Fresh Produce Merchandise for F/W!
October 26, 2007
Super fly, huh? Haha. SO, I figured if The Pubs can get lighters– Fresh P can get skatedecks and graphic T’s, right?! hahaha. SIKE. Steven over at Trickwood (go visit their online store and buy some stuff!) brightened my afternoon by sending over some fake mock-ups for Fresh P merchandise. How funny is that? haha. So don’t worry, I’m not seriously hocking merch over here! But thanks Steven– you’re my favorite.
Winner’s Circle
October 26, 2007
The new Winner’s Circle is looking real nice, so head over there and give them your money. The new location is at; 1353 E. Olive Way, Seattle, WA 98122 (Melrose & Olive). If you need to hit them up; 206.860.6879. They have a real nice new set-up, with some great men’s and women’s stock for F/W.




Photos courtesy of BLAH BLOG where you can also find pics of the inventory. Check it.
Theme Songs by Alex
October 25, 2007
This is so hilarious, I couldn’t NOT post about it. Please enjoy watching Baby Alex sing some TV show theme songs…. so good. You can view the whole collection at his Youtube page here.
Save San Diego
October 25, 2007

Head over to HMBrand.com and buy some stuff. Our friend Skip is doing his part to help those effected by the CA Wildfires– he’ll be donating $5 of every online purchase to the SD Red Cross.
Team Savory 2.0
October 23, 2007
So, Salts and I decided that if we were to have a kid together (or even a hampster or small animal) that we would have to name it….. wait for it….
“Fresh Salty P-Nuts”…. yep. Saltbags on caffeine and Fresh P in her normal state can have some amazingly insightful and inspiring AIM sessions. Genius. Enjoy your Tuesday.
Fatty Alert at www.nottodayfatty.com
October 8, 2007
Some of my favorite fatties got so tired of me not updating my blog, that they started their own. It’s called Not Today Fatty, and it’s pretty lame. If Fresh Produce were to endorse another blog, it probably wouldn’t be this one… but it’s worth checking out anyhow.

Sike. It’s pretty funny, so go check out their site and give them some hits. Not Today Fatty.
The Lonely H
August 11, 2007
Check out this vid from Port Angeles’ own The Lonely H. Miles Burnett and my good friend Jordan Thompson are the creative minds behind this music video– that’s been getting some airtime on MTV2 recently. Congrats fellas. You can check out The Lonely H here, Jordan right here, and Miles right here.
Scootas II
August 10, 2007
Yep. That’s right folks, the crazy bastards behind the infamous Scootas vid are back by popular demand and are definitely out in full force in Scootas II. Kyle, Anthony and newcomer FCZack put together this gem of a video for your viewing pleasures… too good for words…
A weekend in the PDX
July 30, 2007

I spent last weekend in PDX chilling with the family and some homies just bumming around and sleeping a lot. I hadn’t been home since before Spring break, so the moms was pretty happy I came home– and I was equally happy when she offered to cook, clean and do my laundry for me. haha. Some highlights included spending some time downtown bumming around, watching movies with my mom, going to a ghetto breakfast at Ihop with my folks, and spending a night at Oscars playing shuffleboard with the boys– James, Dubbs, Kevin & Tiger Woods, haha. It was pretty relaxing, and although I didn’t blog as much as I’d hoped (I didn’t blog at all) I did get a lot of letter-writing done.
Chromeo @ Sing Sing!
July 23, 2007
So last Friday was the 1st Anniversary of Sing Sing, at The War Room and it was quite the night ladies and gents! It got started off right with Pretty Titty & FOURCOLORZACK holding it down. Then on to Flosstradamus and finally ending with an amazing performance by Chromeo. They are so dreamy. Anyhow, it was quite the night if I may say so myself, and I haven’t danced that hard in a long time! Team Savory (with the lovely Shelbs and JR) were out and in full force, and we definitely managed to be completely on point and completely out of pocket all at the same time. We’re amazing like that. There were lots of shots, donkey punches, year 2000 playlists, KA’ing, and “if you aint got no money take your broke ass home” yelling spouts. It was outrageous, and a small sampling of pics can be seen here. More photos to be posted soon.
Scootas Revisited…
July 23, 2007
So most of you probably saw this youtube clip back when it was posted over at Publikhair.com. BUT, I laugh at it everytime I see it, so I thought I’d give it some more blog time– and I needed to shout out Anthony for providing the inspiration to blog tonight. You guys will definitely be the first ones invited to the NASCC…when and if they have one, haha. I’ll let you wrap your brains around that acronym on your own, haha. Anyways thanks Anthony & Kyle for the chuckles. You’re the best super homosexual friends a girl could have!
Song Requests & Video Wars
July 10, 2007
Blair– I have no song requests for you tonight, you know how to bring the house down so do your thing. Thanks for letting me hang-out and play with your cats, causing my right eye to itch and swell. See you tonight.
The other evening I had quite the video duel with one of my internet friends Kyle. He reminded me of just how many wonderfully awkward videos I have been saving up to use in the perfect situations. Here is one that came in quite handy when comparing work-out routines with another dope internet friend. Enjoy.
Yet Another May Birthday…
May 30, 2007

That’s right, another May Baby is celebrating birth today and we’d like to wish Mr. JR Ewing of Seattle a super Happy Birfday! You know he’ll be keeping it real peddy today. L3SO style. So all hot underage females head over to Winner’s Circle and buy some gear– he’ll be waiting for you. If you see this guy give him a hug and buy him a drink. And come out to this show at Neumo’s where he’ll be celebrating. And just in case you were worried that JR was trying to kidnap me in this picture, notice the behind-the-back peace sign… it’s all jokes, folks.
Unicorn
May 23, 2007

No, this is not just a red bull can with a unicorn photoshopped on it, it’s for reals. My girl Salty C found this gem of an energy drink while google searching “Unicorn.” Now, I know what you’re thinking; “Can I drink this if I’m vegetarian?!” and don’t you fret! It’s completely sans animal biproducts, in addition to being kosher, approved by the Muslim Judicial Council of Malaysia and without wheat, gluten or dairy. This shit is the real deal. In fact, I think it needs to become the official drink of Team Savory– and French Dap is gonna work on getting us sponsored for a morgue.org tour… watch out. As soon as I get my hands on this stuff, you can catch me getting high on life.


