Unicorn

No, this is not just a red bull can with a unicorn photoshopped on it, it’s for reals. My girl Salty C found this gem of an energy drink while google searching “Unicorn.” Now, I know what you’re thinking; “Can I drink this if I’m vegetarian?!” and don’t you fret! It’s completely sans animal biproducts, in addition to being kosher, approved by the Muslim Judicial Council of Malaysia and without wheat, gluten or dairy. This shit is the real deal. In fact, I think it needs to become the official drink of Team Savory– and French Dap is gonna work on getting us sponsored for a morgue.org tour… watch out. As soon as I get my hands on this stuff, you can catch me getting high on life.

Danny DeVito really loves Limoncello

You all thought Jimi Hendrix vodka was bad, and now we have Danny DeVito Limoncello to look forward to! I’m almost won over by this– I think there’s something loveable about embracing what could’ve been his most embarassing moment in recent years and turning it into a business opportunity. DeVito unveiled his plans to launch Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello at the Wine and Spirits Wholesalers of America Annual Convention on Monday. I can only imagine what the label will look like. The 60 proof liquer said to be released later this year is, according to DeVito, “the best limoncello you ever tasted.” I dunno about that Danny, I bet you can’t beat the Tangerine Limoncello of L’Agruminato in Sorrento! The real deal. Keep your eyes peeled for Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello and read more here.